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"Well, it was inevitable. The French have awarded Chevy Chase the legion of honor."

President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize, the US citizens are proud, the Republicans right lead by Rush Limbaugh are in agreement with the Taliban on their disapproval.

"You can show in the awards panel - I'm ready to be lionised."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Robocop and Juliet.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Joe Biden

Phoenix

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Soccer coach of the year.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."