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'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

The Thinker

Robot walking pet robot

"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"

Chauffeurs are holding up signs. One has a sign with binary code on it for a robot passenger.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'Almost human, aren't they?'

'It goes on to say, 'the fault is not with the hardware. It is you - the software!''

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"It's all much simpler since we replaced reading, writing and 'rithmetic with 'Hey Siri'."

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

Why Robots are Handsome

Prove you're not human

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"It's easier to hang up on robocalls because there are no hard feelings."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Robot Overlord

Computer Romance

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Eye Exam

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

FORTUNE TELLER / OUT TO LUNCH. ASK ALEXA

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"Somehow I'd always imagined that the melding of man and machine would result in someone of superhuman strength, rather than super connectivity."

"I was drinking my coffee so loudly, Siri asked what I wanted."

"Before you can enter Heaven, please select all the boxes with the traffic lights. . ."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"