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'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'It's the Company of the Year Award from the Society for Industrial Archaeology.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Dedication to excellence....

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

First Prize!

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The Clown Hit

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Snow White and the seven veils.

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Death of the Great Zolini