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'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

The Clown Hit

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Fake Tropes

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Origin of Species

SAGE (unknown model)

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I love the theatre."

Chelsea of the Apes

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

'Sir, a distant relative to see you.'

"It's absolutely brilliant."