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Reading my Critics

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Philip Marlow family

Comedy and tragedy masks

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Can you keep a secret?'

Murderous Chef