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Naked Man Too Embarrassed to Save Drowning Woman

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

On the brink.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Isn't this fun?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Rodeos

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Clown Hit

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Janet Leigh

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Knife-thrower.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'