Thrill Admirer Gifts

Naked Man Too Embarrassed to Save Drowning Woman

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

On the brink.

Scarpia from Tosca

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Isn't this fun?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Rodeos

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Janet Leigh

The Clown Hit

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Knife-thrower.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Going on a fox hunt.

A clowns parachute.

"You live very near the edge, don't you"