Thrill Enthusiast Gifts

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Danger: Quicksand

"Ok, I'll run through it one more time..."

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

Warning Signs

Rollercoaster is horizontal circle. Man on the ride says: 'Damn those Health & Safety guys.'

Quicker sand.

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

If you can read this sign - you went too deep.

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

Rodeos

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

"Help!" (Man holding onto 'Accident Black Spot' sign).

"I think he said he is our guide."

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Danger...

"We always change it when it breaks"

I do my own stunts!

'Crisis'

Scuba Skater

Ski Lift

"This reminds me, I've been meaning to buy a parachute."

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

'I've won a fabulous holiday for two, water-skiing, scuba-diving, shark fishing...'

'Nothing but water, sand and coconuts... what I'd give for some excitement around here...!'

Desert Island Dinners

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

Jump Stop

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"There isn't much call for human cannonballs in .. "

Big Surprise (vending machine)

A skateboarder falling on his head