Thrill Adventurer Gifts

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'