Thrill Ride Adventurer Gifts

Tunnel of Whale Guts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Rodeos

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

The interminable!

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.