Thrill Ride Adventurer Gifts

Tunnel of Whale Guts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Rodeos

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

The interminable!

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'