Thrill Riders Gifts

Sand sailing in the Sahara

"Skaters gonna skate."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Tallyho!"

End the Winter Blues

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

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"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Marco ..."