Thrill Ride Fan Gifts

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

On the brink.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Isn't this fun?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Rodeos

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Janet Leigh

'Can you keep a secret?'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Murderous Chef

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

The interminable!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'