Thrill Ride Fan Gifts

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

On the brink.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Isn't this fun?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Rodeos

'Can you keep a secret?'

Janet Leigh

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Murderous Chef

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

The interminable!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'