Amusement Adventurer Gifts

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'I know you told Dad not to go on the swings... I've phoned for an ambulance.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"Where the wild things were."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Guitar Man.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Breakthrough

Imagine

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'