Amusement Adventurer Gifts

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'I know you told Dad not to go on the swings... I've phoned for an ambulance.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Where the wild things were."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Guitar Man.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Imagine

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."