Trifle Admirer Gifts

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"We haven't danced in ages."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

Tortoises breakdancing

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The Clown Hit

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Landscape Artists

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Tiger

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"