Triangle Admirer Gifts

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Triangle

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Tortoises breakdancing

"Love your ambiance!"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Tiger

USA-China, trade war.

The Clown Hit

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

George teaching the dragon,

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'You got a search warrant?'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."