Triangle Admirer Gifts

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Triangle

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Tortoises breakdancing

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Tiger

USA-China, trade war.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

The Clown Hit

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

George teaching the dragon,

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'