Throne Admirer Gifts

A king in a wheelchair throne

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

The Cashless Society is Here

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

The Queen

The Clown Hit

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Euphemistic.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Fake."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Richard Branson caricature.

Goldfish in Armour

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

Hammer of God

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

In the Bow Tower rental office

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation