Throne Admirer Gifts

A king in a wheelchair throne

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

The Queen

The Clown Hit

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Euphemistic.

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'I like a man in a suit.'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"Fake."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Goldfish in Armour

Hammer of God

In the Bow Tower rental office

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

The Bachelord