Throne Admirers Gifts

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Thor's Other Tools

The Queen

"He was just a year away from retirement."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Plato

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Hammer of God

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

A king in a wheelchair throne

"You're in my seat."

The Bachelord

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

A fish bowl, with a castle and a dead king and queen floating on the surface of the water