Throne Admirers Mugs

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Thor's Other Tools

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

The Queen

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

Plato

Hammer of God

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

A king in a wheelchair throne

The Bachelord

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"You're in my seat."

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.