Throne Lovers Mugs

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Thor's Other Tools

The Queen

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

I love thunderstorms!

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"We both knew this day would come."

Surveillance Society

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Henry I of England

Demanding father

A king in a wheelchair throne

'You never knew your father -- he came home drunk one night and fell into the moat.'

"You're in my seat."

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

The Bachelord

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.