Throne Lovers Mugs

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Thor's Other Tools

The Queen

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

I love thunderstorms!

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"We both knew this day would come."

Surveillance Society

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Henry I of England

Demanding father

The Bachelord

A king in a wheelchair throne

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

'You never knew your father -- he came home drunk one night and fell into the moat.'

"You're in my seat."

"Finally!"

Dog steals the throne.

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

Nanki Poo