Throne Lover Mugs

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The Queen

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It is we."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Milkin' Impossible

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Beware of the Dragon

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

I love thunderstorms!

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"We both knew this day would come."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Weak Knights

"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom."