Throne Enthusiasts Gifts

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

'You know your team of expert lawyers? -- they defected.'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Thor's Other Tools

"He's a quick learner."

The Queen

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

A king in a wheelchair throne

The Bachelord

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"You're in my seat."

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"Finally!"

Dog steals the throne.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

Trombone player.

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."