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'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

'You know your team of expert lawyers? -- they defected.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

I Want to be a Drone President

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Thor's Other Tools

"He's a quick learner."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

The Queen

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Mohammed Loses a Buddy, Gets PTSD

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

The Bachelord

A king in a wheelchair throne

"You're in my seat."

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"Finally!"

Dog steals the throne.