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"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

"Surprise!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Queen

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

Achilles' Testicle

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

A king in a wheelchair throne

The Bachelord

"You're in my seat."

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

Donner

A king in a reclinable throne

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

'That was my first ever kill.'

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'