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"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Surprise!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Queen

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

Achilles' Testicle

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

A king in a wheelchair throne

"You're in my seat."

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

The Bachelord

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

Donner

A king in a reclinable throne

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'That was my first ever kill.'

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'