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Queen

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"It is we."

"Surprise!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Queen

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"You're in my seat."

The Bachelord

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'That was my first ever kill.'

King's Reclining Throne.

A king in a reclinable throne

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'Unidentified Flying Objection.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'