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"So, order in or go out?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Can I have flies with that'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Chicken Coupe.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Big Boy Foot

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

The Butlers Ball.

All Knight Diner

Hard Rock Cafe.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."