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"So, order in or go out?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Can I have flies with that'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Big Boy Foot

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Chicken Coupe.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

The Butlers Ball.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

All Knight Diner

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Pizza delivery to heaven.