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'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Grace For Flies

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Horn of Leftovers

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'