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"I try to be royal without being regal."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Baby it's cold outside.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Couch Potatoes

Flight nap

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

A king in a reclinable throne

"I hate it when its bad weather."

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'It's quiet in here tonight...'

'This is great! -- since he got cable, he hasn't had time to oppress anybody!'

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