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'Try to see things from my point of view.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

'Will you make the final table?'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Go human."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'Remember our strategy. You divide, I'll conquer.'

Male and female loves.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."

Businessman moving part of a round table.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"The quarterly figures are in. Airplane made your phones, seat-back up, and buckle your seatbelt."

A king in a reclinable throne

'I take it that means you don't think much of my idea...'

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

'We tried it your way and continue to lose market share. It's time you let me take a shot at it.'