Throne Room Strategist Gifts

'Try to see things from my point of view.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"This stool shall pass."

"Surprise!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Board Game Hunter

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

'Will you make the final table?'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Go human."

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'Remember our strategy. You divide, I'll conquer.'

Male and female loves.

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Businessman moving part of a round table.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

"The quarterly figures are in. Airplane made your phones, seat-back up, and buckle your seatbelt."

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

A king in a reclinable throne

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

'I take it that means you don't think much of my idea...'