Throne Rooms Gifts

Queen

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Surprise!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The Queen

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"You're in my seat."

The Bachelord

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

Dog steals the throne.

"Finally!"

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'That was my first ever kill.'

King's Reclining Throne.

A king in a reclinable throne

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

"So, order in or go out?"

'Unidentified Flying Objection.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'