Throne Room Decor Gifts

"Surprise!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Hell No Kitty

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Pollock Painting Company

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

The Queen

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"I love what you've done to the place."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'The old one fell apart.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"They're not even from India."

Igloo Art.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'