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"Finally!"

"It is we."

The Bachelord

You're right, your highness. I had no idea it was also a recliner.

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"You're in my seat."

"The damn thing won't even recline!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Entomology Reference

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Thor's Other Tools

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"I think it's from accounting."

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."