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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"It is we."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Tim Burton

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Thomas Cranmer

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

Have Horns Venn

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Edmund Spenser

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Dracula's bedtime.

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."