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"I'm not sure he could handle ANOTHER stag night."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

William Shakespeare

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Thomas Cranmer

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

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Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Edmund Spenser

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Elizabeth I

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

Henry VIII

Thomas Wolsey

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'