Tudor Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm not sure he could handle ANOTHER stag night."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

William Shakespeare

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Thomas Cranmer

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Thor's Other Tools

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Edmund Spenser

Elizabeth I

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

Henry VIII

Thomas Wolsey

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Henry VIII

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"