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Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.

'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Edmund Spenser

Thomas Cranmer

King Edward VI

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

".. and whom should I say is calling?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zombie standup

Demure lady with gloves

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Love at First Sight

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Easter Island legs

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

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