Tuba Aficionado Pillows

"The staff has been complaining about how you're spending your break time."

"We've had complaints about your self-isolating, sir..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Omara Portuondo

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Thomas Cranmer

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Bacterial Cultural Center

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Eel-mail

A tuba and love hearts

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Hi Mom!

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

Mine Host.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Diver

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

England.

Edmund Spenser

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

'Cheer up...'