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Marcus Tullius Cicero

'This latest toga from Rome says, veni, vidi, vici.'

Bacchus.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Goddess

Romans.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

A couple and their dogs tango.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Party Party!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Fake Tropes

It's another toga party

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"Please take me to your club."