Toga Aficionado Gifts

Marcus Tullius Cicero

'This latest toga from Rome says, veni, vidi, vici.'

Bacchus.

Back to school.

Pete Sampras

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Goddess

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Romans.

One-man band rehearsal.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

A couple and their dogs tango.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Party Party!

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Fake Tropes

It's another toga party

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

'And people think the running of the bulls is dangerous here in Spain.'