Toga Enthusiast Gifts

It's another toga party

I'm trying to get rid of my philosopher's tan.

"You're early."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

Grecian blonde

Bacchus.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Goddess

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Groovy Baby

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Lord of the Rings IV.

Robert Drake

His master's chill-out album

Joan Jett

Musician

"The record player is skipping again."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."

Bob Dylan

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

The Landlord Of The Rings