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It's another toga party

"You're early."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Grecian blonde

Bacchus.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Goddess

I came, I saw, I partied!

Groovy Baby

Romans.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"The record player is skipping again."

Musician

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Bob Dylan

"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."