Toga Party Fan T-Shirts

Goddess

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Malty tasking.'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'