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Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Bacchus.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Dancing in pyjamas

Goddess

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

It's another toga party

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Grecian blonde

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"....and by taking in a lodger the police won't be suspicious about how I can suddenly afford to throw champagne parties on the yacht!"

"Is it my clients fault that he is a party animal?"

I CLAUDIUS

"You're early."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Mr. Lion was on his best behavior at the barnyard animals' party. Then he sneezed.'

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

'This latest toga from Rome says, veni, vidi, vici.'

Conservative Party

"He couldn't find his phone."

I'm trying to get rid of my philosopher's tan.