Tuba Lover Pillows

Bacterial Cultural Center

Happy Xmas

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

'More bubbles!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

I love bathtime.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Musician

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."