Tuba Lover Gifts

Bacterial Cultural Center

Happy Xmas

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

'More bubbles!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

I love bathtime.

One-man band rehearsal.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.