Tuber Enthusiast Gifts

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Cubism Model

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Picasso

Bacterial Cultural Center

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

A tuba and love hearts

Musician

Georges Braque.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Aging population in Cuba

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Persian

"You have a Picasso?"

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Modern Art.

Picasso's learning years.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

I always wanted to be a muse.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"