Thunder Enthusiast Gifts

Donner

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It is we."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Rodeos

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Thor's Other Tools

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Twins

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

I love thunderstorms!

Persian

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Award Winning Photographer

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'