Thunder Enthusiast Mugs

Donner

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It is we."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Rodeos

Thor's Other Tools

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Persian

I love thunderstorms!

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Twins

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Award Winning Photographer

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

Scuba Skater