Thunderstorm Lover Gifts

I love thunderstorms!

"Looks like we have a storm watch in effect."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Milkin' Impossible

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

The Queen

Nutflix

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Carmen

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

A Train Conductor.

Greek Tragedy

Jupiter

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Spies surround a man at his office desk

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'This is the life, eh?'