Thunder Lover Gifts

He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.

"Stop looking at the weather map, and just admit that we're lost!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

On the brink.

Cat and mouse

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Isn't this fun?"

Milkin' Impossible

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Beware of the Dragon

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Carmen

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'